1.27.2009

It's week 4 my Bachelor friends...

...and my initial pick (not because I liked her, but because of her fingernails...remember....if not read here), the crazy stalker Shannon, has exited the show...I wish I could say she exited in fashion, but her exit line was "I'm gonna go home and use my electric toothbrush and french kiss my puppy". Ummm...as if we didn't think you were weird enough when you were vomiting at the rose ceremony last week and now you are talking about french kissing your dog?

It seems as if there is a new Bachelor tradition...the dreaded and UNCOMFORTABLE karaoke! Nikki had an emotional meltdown when she realized she had to write a song for Jason and sing it. Her exact words (as she was SOBBING) were...''I'd rather, like, have a tarantula crawl up my arm than do this (sniff sniff)". She is a control freak and says being silly is not in her nature. Can someone please inform her that no one likes an uptight beauty queen? Maybe she would feel more comfortable if Jason would have let her wear her tiara on the two-on-one date?? And PLEASE stop complaining that "it's not fair" and that you should have a baby by now. NEWS FLASH: YOU ARE 29. Slow your roll! You have plenty of time. Lose the side burns and maybe you land a husband...and a baby.

Here is what I have to say about Lauren...BOSSY and FULL OF HERSELF! Did she really think telling Jason he better give her a rose or she would be pissed would work? Come on girl....since when has a man EVER liked to be TOLD to do something! I get why your still single.

And Megan...it's about time you went home. I can't believe you were shocked that he decided not to give out the final rose... especially after that totally awkward moment during your one on one time where you were basically begging him to kiss you and instead he says "your a great person". Hi, that clearly equals...NO ROSE FOR YOU!

Molly was lucky enough to land the one on one date after Jason thought her karaoke song was the best, but I am kinda thinking ABC is tightening their budget and cutting costs because...what did she get?...NOT diamonds...NOT a jet to Vegas...NOT fancy dresses or a private concert....she got a nylon tent and some fast food. Although, I guess that worked for her. She got to spend the night with Jason and came back wearing his clothes.

And ladies...kissing on the set of General Hospital as part of the script...DOES NOT COUNT! Especially you three...
I still like Melissa. She hasn't busted out any psycho crazy annoying moments yet. There's always next week though. I won't be making any more predictions being the fact that I have already been proven wrong at this point. So we'll just have to watch and see....

10 comments:

Sarah said...

Cannot wait to watch it on my DVR tonight!!!

Shorty said...

I watched intently last night, too! So glad crazy girls one two and three are gone! I cracked up reading your post....Hubby and I laughed about that same "french kiss my puppy" line.

Can't wait for next week!

Lynsey and Brian said...

So glad I found another blogger that watches it! First - Your little P man is simply adorable. I like Melissa and Molly the best. I was glad he finally got rid of some of the crazies! But please tell me why he is keeping Stephanie around?

NINA said...

Great recap, Mando!!!!!! I can't wait to watch it now :-) Where do they find these whack jobs anyway?!?!

Brown Eyed Girl said...

WOW! I agree with everything you just said!! HA I was so annoyed with all the crying last night and Lauren was driving me insane with her bossiness! And the kissing scenes at the GH set...Are you kidding me?? My fave is Melissa as well. She is one of the normal ones!

Katie Lake said...

I agree about all the crazy ones! Last night was the first episodes I've caught this season but they seem way more desperate than past seasons. I liked Molly, Jillian was cute but quiet, Stephanie looked a little worn out. Lauren - ugh! I like Molly and Melissa.

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Good recap. You and I think alike.

AmyT said...

I loves your updates!!!

Life at the White House said...

Glad someone else noticed the side burns! I was laughing hysterically....I mean seriously, they must have been intentional? Your hair just doesn't do that.

Too funny!

Scottie Mom said...

Shannon just got stranger and stranger as the show went on...the french kiss the dog pretty much sealed the deal on CRAZY.

My bet is Jillian and Melissa with Mollie the dark horse.

I am looking forward to the Seattle trip...because:
(1) I am from Seattle and love it when we get some air time
(2) Need I remind everyone that Krista and Ryan came here...and we got the WEDDING! Fingers crossed for the 1st Bachelor to actually get married...